From WHTM News, via

The Guarding Readers’ Independence and Alternative (GRINCH) Act seeks to guard traditional authors, together with authors equivalent to Dr. Seuss, who’ve been criticized for supplies deemed to be offensive.

“The GRINCH Act will prohibit taxpayer {dollars} from funding bureaucrats’ makes an attempt to censor kids’s literature and decide what our children are permitted to learn,” added Dr. Joyce.

Since 2019, Dr. Joyce has visited 20 public libraries throughout 9 counties in Pennsylvania’s thirteenth Congressional District, delivering tons of of books from the Library of Congress — amongst them kids’s alternatives.

Okay, to begin with, GRINCH is solely not an acronym for “Guarding Readers’ Independence and Alternative Act.” That may be “GRICA.” Or, if I’m going to be actually beneficiant, “GRIACA,” which a minimum of has the right variety of letters. Dr. Seuss didn’t educate me a lot, however he taught me that. 

Secondly, precisely when do bureaucrats use taxpayer {dollars} to censor kids’s books? Has that even occurred? I do know Dr. Seuss’ property made a free-market decision to drag a handful of books from its catalog that featured objectionable (i.e., tremendous racist) drawings, however I don’t recall Joe Biden convening an anti-Seuss activity pressure.

The reality is, plenty of merchandise get discontinued for all types of causes. As an example, I can’t discover Fruit Stripe gum anyplace. The place the fuck is my Fruit Stripe gum, Republicans? Why isn’t the factor I need throwing a madcap rager in my mouth as we converse? I chewed Fruit Stripe gum as a toddler. I need some now!

Thanks, Trump!

By the best way, Joyce is a medical physician. Like Ben Carson.

If I’d recognized turning into a health care provider had been this simple I may need achieved extra in biology class than costume all my dissectin’ frogs in a sequence of more and more twee Polly Pocket outfits.

Anyway, it’s heartening to see Republicans step ahead for the rights of Scrambled Eggs Tremendous, whilst Republicans undermine the rights of voters.

We’ll get by means of this, people. Maintain the religion. And bear in mind, there aren’t any atheists in Fox in Socks-holes. Or one thing like that.

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